My official title (the one that I give to all of my friends' parents and people that I randomly meet and want to impress) is Consultant for the Safety Management Department at Graphic Packaging International through Innovative Training Solutions.
What I actually do is not quite so big. I sit at my desk, blog-surf, sometimes fill out a form or two, go to meetings where they give me free food, my boss tells me that I'm awesome, play on the internet, and call it a day. I also schedule all of my own hours. I come in when I want, and leave when I'm ready. To top it off, my co-workers are all pretty great. All in all, it's a pretty awesome gig.